I was in the store the other day and wandered into the toy aisle to start getting excited about all the toys I want to get baby J for Christmas. Awesomest re-design of a classic toy: The Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion!!!! No longer do you have to stop your prankster ways and fill the balloon up with air! We all know how annoying that is. Having to do so can make or break the joke. I surprised myself by not buying it on the spot.
The bastards at Snuggie have now "invented" a Snuggie for Dogs. I want to hurt those idiots. And what is with the picture of the poodle just chillin in front of the TV like it's normal for a dog to be holding a remote and eating popcorn! Why not do the picture right and put a bottle of beer in the animal's empty paw!? Seriously? Seriously.
p.s. I know my dog wears clothes, but for a real reason.