Just in case you missed Jace's last post, you should go to Holy House of Blog and read it. He is funny. Or at least thinks he his. This made me LOL. This is funny and should be reposted on everyone's blog.
From the 100 Deadliest Karate Moves by Dr. Ted Gambordella, here is #12...
Damage: crushed testicles, cracked pelvis.
Result: attacker will be unable to stand; will usually require surgery, and often will be permanently cripple.